- pretty girl: boyfriend
- ugly girl: boyfriend
- weird girl: boyfriend
- obnoxious girl: boyfriend
- rude girl: boyfriend
- stupid girl: boyfriend
- lesbian girl: boyfriend
- dead girl: boyfriend
- me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
- boy: i just masturbated lol
- friend: lol me too *high five*
- girl: i just masturbated lol
- friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
